A Smart Man… I was riding to work today when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. “Man, that… Read More »
Points to Ponder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out”? Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen’s butt looked edible? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the… Read More »
Did You Ever Wonder Why… Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited… Read More »
Some things you should just know… 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If… Read More »
The Difference Between Living and Life On a positive note I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and… Read More »
Lately I seem to be getting email that makes me think or makes me wonder about things. I liked this one. Life may be hard sometimes, sometimes it seems like it sucks big time, but I think friends make it easier to deal with. I used to say “life’s tough, get a helmet” but lately I think I’ve… Read More »
How Can You Live Without Knowing These Things? 1. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime-time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. 2. Coca-Cola was originally green. 3. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. 4. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. 5.… Read More »
Attention Shoppers: I have a phobia that I’m trying to overcome. There is no easy 12-Step program for my fear. I’ve had to work at overcoming this all by myself. I am making progress but I can see where I have a long way to go. It’s not all that bad now, but it was at some point… Read More »
