Category Archives: job

Top Ten Reasons to go to Work Naked

By | November 22, 2016
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Top Ten Reasons to go to Work Naked 10. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!” 9. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 8. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources. 7. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet… Read More »

Actual Federal Employee Performance

By | November 16, 2016
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Actual Federal Employee Performance   These quotes were taken from actual Federal Employee Performance Evaluations: 1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.” 2. “I would not allow this employee to breed.” 3. “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t be.” 4.… Read More »