Top Ten Reasons to go to Work Naked 10. Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!” 9. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 8. Inventive way to finally meet that hottie in Human Resources. 7. “I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet… Read More »
The Rules from a man’s point of view… Ok… in the interest of fairness, and I do try to be fair most days. This is a list of “rules” from a man’s point of view… we always hear “The Rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are THE rules!… Read More »
And you thought you knew it all… 1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 4. The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing. 5. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.… Read More »
And Yet More Politically Correct Terms. . . I’m not at all sure about all this “Politically Correct” stuff. Just because a mule looks like a horse and can work like one, it doesn’t mean that it’s not a jackass when all things get said or done. Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual. Panhandler: Unaffiliated… Read More »
Politically Correct Terms No one fails a class anymore, he’s merely “passing impaired.” You don’t have detention, you’re just one of the”exit delayed.” Your bedroom isn’t cluttered, it’s just “passage restrictive.” These days, a student isn’t lazy. He’s “energetically declined.” Your locker isn’t overflowing with junk, it’s just “closure prohibitive.” Kids don’t get grounded anymore. They merely… Read More »
Rules for Life… 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape. 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship “I apologize” and “You are right.” 4. Everyone… Read More »
25 Signs That You Are Grown Up… 1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite… Read More »
A Smart Man… I was riding to work today when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. “Man, that… Read More »
25 Reasons To Be Yourself ~ If you won’t, who will? 1. Life’s too short to be switching personality gears. 2. How scary would it be to look in the mirror and see someone else staring back? 3. Your honey is in love with you – not Jennifer Aniston. 4. Because blending in with the crowd is so,… Read More »
How old is Grandma? One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandma replied, “Well, let me think a minute, I was born, before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact… Read More »
