And Yet More Politically Correct Terms. . . I’m not at all sure about all this “Politically Correct” stuff. Just because a mule looks like a horse and can work like one, it doesn’t mean that it’s not a jackass when all things get said or done. Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual. Panhandler: Unaffiliated… Read More »
Politically Correct Terms No one fails a class anymore, he’s merely “passing impaired.” You don’t have detention, you’re just one of the”exit delayed.” Your bedroom isn’t cluttered, it’s just “passage restrictive.” These days, a student isn’t lazy. He’s “energetically declined.” Your locker isn’t overflowing with junk, it’s just “closure prohibitive.” Kids don’t get grounded anymore. They merely… Read More »
25 Signs That You Are Grown Up… 1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite… Read More »
A Smart Man… I was riding to work today when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. “Man, that… Read More »
Did You Ever Wonder Why… Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited… Read More »
Quiz for Professionals The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be “professional”. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question… Read More »
How Can You Live Without Knowing These Things? 1. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime-time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. 2. Coca-Cola was originally green. 3. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. 4. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. 5.… Read More »
