And you thought you knew it all… 1. Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 2. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. 3. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 4. The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing. 5. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.… Read More »
And Yet More Politically Correct Terms. . . I’m not at all sure about all this “Politically Correct” stuff. Just because a mule looks like a horse and can work like one, it doesn’t mean that it’s not a jackass when all things get said or done. Dirty Old Man: Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual. Panhandler: Unaffiliated… Read More »
Rules for Life… 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape. 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship “I apologize” and “You are right.” 4. Everyone… Read More »
25 Reasons To Be Yourself ~ If you won’t, who will? 1. Life’s too short to be switching personality gears. 2. How scary would it be to look in the mirror and see someone else staring back? 3. Your honey is in love with you – not Jennifer Aniston. 4. Because blending in with the crowd is so,… Read More »
The Difference Between Living and Life On a positive note I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and… Read More »
25 Things You Should Have Learned By Middle Age… 1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural… Read More »
Axioms for Today 1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 4. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it… Read More »
Attention Shoppers: I have a phobia that I’m trying to overcome. There is no easy 12-Step program for my fear. I’ve had to work at overcoming this all by myself. I am making progress but I can see where I have a long way to go. It’s not all that bad now, but it was at some point… Read More »
