25 Signs That You Are Grown Up… 1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite… Read More »
How old is Grandma? One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandma replied, “Well, let me think a minute, I was born, before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact… Read More »
Words of Wisdom 1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car 2. There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt. 3. When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes… Read More »
Did You Ever Wonder Why… Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited… Read More »
The REAL Value of Time I don’t remember who wrote this but I found it in my email that I’ve saved for years. It was part of an email that I received in July 2003. I know, long time ago, huh? Anyway, I use to get a lot of email from my dad before he got sick.… Read More »
Some things you should just know… 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If… Read More »
Quiz for Professionals The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be “professional”. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question… Read More »
