Politically Correct Terms No one fails a class anymore, he’s merely “passing impaired.” You don’t have detention, you’re just one of the”exit delayed.” Your bedroom isn’t cluttered, it’s just “passage restrictive.” These days, a student isn’t lazy. He’s “energetically declined.” Your locker isn’t overflowing with junk, it’s just “closure prohibitive.” Kids don’t get grounded anymore. They merely… Read More »
Rules for Life… 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn’t, use the tape. 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship “I apologize” and “You are right.” 4. Everyone… Read More »
25 Signs That You Are Grown Up… 1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can’t smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. 5. You hear your favorite… Read More »
How old is Grandma? One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandma replied, “Well, let me think a minute, I was born, before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact… Read More »
Think about this, you may not believe it, but it’s 100% true! 1. At least two people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just… Read More »
The REAL Value of Time I don’t remember who wrote this but I found it in my email that I’ve saved for years. It was part of an email that I received in July 2003. I know, long time ago, huh? Anyway, I use to get a lot of email from my dad before he got sick.… Read More »
The Difference Between Living and Life On a positive note I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and… Read More »
What a difference 40 years makes They say times flies… especially when you’re having fun. Some say that there’s no fun in aging but then again, getting older isn’t exactly for the faint at heart or sissies. Getting older is hard work and some folks never grow up… but they should… 1976: Long hair 2016: Longing for hair… Read More »
Lately I seem to be getting email that makes me think or makes me wonder about things. I liked this one. Life may be hard sometimes, sometimes it seems like it sucks big time, but I think friends make it easier to deal with. I used to say “life’s tough, get a helmet” but lately I think I’ve… Read More »
25 Things You Should Have Learned By Middle Age… 1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural… Read More »
