Quiz for Professionals The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be “professional”. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question… Read More »
When Internet Pop Up Ads Go Bad I can’t wait to see the commercials on TV. Next on the network for people who can’t seem to find any good to watch “When Internet Pop Up Ads Go Bad”. See an innocent person just trying to surf the internet battle with pop ads as they take control of the… Read More »
What a difference 40 years makes They say times flies… especially when you’re having fun. Some say that there’s no fun in aging but then again, getting older isn’t exactly for the faint at heart or sissies. Getting older is hard work and some folks never grow up… but they should… 1976: Long hair 2016: Longing for hair… Read More »
Lately I seem to be getting email that makes me think or makes me wonder about things. I liked this one. Life may be hard sometimes, sometimes it seems like it sucks big time, but I think friends make it easier to deal with. I used to say “life’s tough, get a helmet” but lately I think I’ve… Read More »
How Can You Live Without Knowing These Things? 1. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime-time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. 2. Coca-Cola was originally green. 3. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. 4. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. 5.… Read More »
25 Things You Should Have Learned By Middle Age… 1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural… Read More »
Axioms for Today 1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 4. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it… Read More »
Attention Shoppers: I have a phobia that I’m trying to overcome. There is no easy 12-Step program for my fear. I’ve had to work at overcoming this all by myself. I am making progress but I can see where I have a long way to go. It’s not all that bad now, but it was at some point… Read More »
