A Smart Man… I was riding to work today when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and flipped the woman off. “Man, that… Read More »
25 Reasons To Be Yourself ~ If you won’t, who will? 1. Life’s too short to be switching personality gears. 2. How scary would it be to look in the mirror and see someone else staring back? 3. Your honey is in love with you – not Jennifer Aniston. 4. Because blending in with the crowd is so,… Read More »
How old is Grandma? One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events. The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandma replied, “Well, let me think a minute, I was born, before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact… Read More »
Points to Ponder Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out”? Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen’s butt looked edible? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the… Read More »
Words of Wisdom 1. Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car 2. There’s always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt. 3. When I’m feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes… Read More »
Think about this, you may not believe it, but it’s 100% true! 1. At least two people in this world love you so much they would die for you. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just… Read More »
Did You Ever Wonder Why… Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive? Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited… Read More »
The REAL Value of Time I don’t remember who wrote this but I found it in my email that I’ve saved for years. It was part of an email that I received in July 2003. I know, long time ago, huh? Anyway, I use to get a lot of email from my dad before he got sick.… Read More »
Some things you should just know… 1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2. If you spray hairspray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3. A 3-year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4. If… Read More »
The Difference Between Living and Life On a positive note I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and… Read More »
