What a difference 40 years makes
They say times flies… especially when you’re having fun. Some say that there’s no fun in aging but then again, getting older isn’t exactly for the faint at heart or sissies. Getting older is hard work and some folks never grow up… but they should…
1976: Long hair
2016: Longing for hair
1976: The perfect high
2016: The perfect high yield mutual fund
1976: KEG
2016: EKG
1976: Acid rock
2016: Acid reflux
1976: Moving to California because it's cool
2016: Moving to California because it's warm
1976: Growing pot
2016: Growing pot belly
1976: Trying to look like John Travolta
2016: Trying NOT to look like John Travolta
1976: Seeds and stems
2016: Roughage
1976: Popping pills, smoking joints
2016: Popping joints
1976: Killer weed
2016: Weed killer
1976: Hoping for a BMW
2016: Hoping for a BM
1976: The Grateful Dead
2016: Dr. Kevorkian
1976: Going to a new, hip joint
2016: Receiving a new hip joint
1976: Rolling Stones
2016: Kidney Stones
1976: Being called into the principal's office
2016: Calling the principal's office
1976: Dump the system
2016: Upgrade the system
1976: Disco
2016: Costco
1976: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2016: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1976: Taking acid
2016: Taking antacid
1976: Passing the drivers' test
2016: Passing the vision test
1976: Whatever
2016: Depends
Just remember when you're having trouble sleeping at night or having trouble getting out of bed in the morning...
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
